this is the life

This is my first blog.
I know what you all are thinking.
"Why should I read this wizards blog?"

WELL I am here to tell you, you should because it will change your life.
You have never seen or heard the things I have done,
and now I will privilege you and let you know them

Its not that I am a crazy mother lucker'
its just that I am a wizard out on a cause to bring my self bacon
and the joy of others
now I can sit here and type till I am blue in the fingers
but let me just end with this

I am not gay
so dont ask

thank you,
Spencer, The-wizard (o)'sullivan